May 2012
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May 23rd
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May 23rd
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May 23rd
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May 23rd
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May 23rd
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May 23rd
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May 23rd
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Real Life: Facebook Stalker Extraordinaire
And yes, I am referring to myself. I met this guy yesterday. He was very attractive, buff, covered in tattoos, and seemed pretty mild mannered and sweet. After talking for a while he decided to give me his phone number, but being the ultimate stalker that I am, I looked him up on Facebook. Whatever, I’m glad I did because HE HAS TWO KIDS. Two. Kids. You realize I’m 21 and...
May 23rd
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How I hear Sofia Vergara's Covergirl commercial:
Sofia Vergara: BOARD WIDTH CHORE JUAN TRIC LIPSTIC? DEN LID A DUBBLE LIVE! WIDTH NU BLASS FLIPSTIC FROM CUPBOARDGERL. CREAMY COLLAR ON JUAN END, CHIMMERY COLLAR ON THE UTTER. SO YOU CAN FLEP CHORE LOOK FROM DA MANURE TO DAIRY. NU BLASS FLIPSTIC FROM CUPBOARDGERL.
May 23rd
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May 18th
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May 18th
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May 13th
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May 11th
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May 11th
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May 11th
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May 11th
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I can’t explain why, but I feel very discouraged at a time when I should feel most encouraged. I need to stay positive.
May 8th
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Sometimes
I purposefully stay up until the wee hours of the morning to remind myself that I must try to work hard every day to be the very best I can be. Why stay up late? It’s when I have complete alone time to sit and think, or read, or listen to music, or all of the above. 4am sure is peaceful. ]]>
May 4th
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May 1st
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May 1st
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May 1st
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April 2012
18 posts
Apr 19th
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Apr 19th
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Apr 18th
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Apr 17th
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Wednesday
A breezy afternoon, Sitting on the front porch, Folk music traveling out from the living room, Everything feels alright.
Apr 12th
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Apr 9th
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Apr 9th
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Apr 9th
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Apr 9th
For the first time
I might actually be serious when I say I don’t want to drink again. Or at least I never want to be as drunk as I was for my 21st birthday again. Eff that.
Apr 6th
Apr 6th
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Apr 3rd
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Apr 2nd
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There’s one part of me that’s like: You should do your work, and then you wouldn’t be so stressed, and you would feel a great sense of accomplishment, and you’d have free time when you’re finished. But then there’s this other part of me that’s like: No. They both make such good arguments.
Apr 2nd
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Young The Giant
Is my spirit animal this week.
Apr 2nd
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Apr 1st
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Apr 1st
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March 2012
35 posts
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Mar 31st
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Mar 31st
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Mar 30th
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Mar 29th
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Mar 29th
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Mar 28th
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Mar 28th
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By the way, that upright bass is on my kitchen...
Mar 28th
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Mar 27th
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Dear You,
I tried to forget you for a reason. Don’t show up and make things harder. Whatever, Me
Mar 27th
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Mar 25th
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